In tribute to my friend JA who always gives good lulz with "which is hotter"... a few loincloth-offs (hmmm) between John Carter (reviewed) and his screen ancestors. You decide.
Criss-cross sci-fantasy menswear
Emergency gun-manning in the desert whilst wearing only reddish loinclothes and boots!
Face paint and/or face blood* is a must have when calling your troops to war!
*They bleed blue on Barsoom, bitches.